Brutally honest. Actually helpful.
SwipeSass is preparing AI-generated feedback for Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge profiles only. It reviews profile presentation and conversation opportunities — not a person's attractiveness, worth, or chance of finding a match.
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SwipeSass
AI roast. Real improvement.
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Any future result will be clearly labelled as AI-generated feedback and must remain humorous, constructive, and safety-checked.
Planned MVP scope
Three clear options. No subscription.
These are planned product definitions only, not offers for sale. No order or payment can be completed from this site today.
Quick Roast
Free
AI-generated roast, presentation score, three short observations, and a branded share card.
Not available to purchase yet
Full Review
€9.99 one-time
Quick Roast plus detailed improvements, photo order, bio and prompt feedback, and a profile breakdown.
Not available to purchase yet
Profile Makeover
€29.99 one-time
Full Review plus rewritten bio and prompts, opener suggestions, and a step-by-step improvement plan.
Not available to purchase yet